Monday, August 17, 2009

Back to School Special!

You know, theologically, this makes a lot of sense. I mean, God really is limited to the rules of the public school system. If someone says "stay out", he stays out. And since we can tell God what to do, the playground spirals into chaos. After all, it's not like he is omnipresent or anything like that.

Naturally, this got me thinking. How are we keeping God out of our schools in the first place? Perhaps God's picture is hanging up at the front office so the secretary can catch him if he tries to sneak in. How would God sneak into a school building? Probably wearing a fedora and fake mustache...

School Secretary: "Excuse me, do I know you?"
God (wearing a fedora and fake mustache): "Um, no... you probably have me confused for someone else."

Seriously, can we as Christians just agree to stop putting this crap on the back of our SUVs? We aren't making a point. We aren't even really that creative. We're just demonstrating how confused we really are.

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